I hate Tolkienesque - more over, dandy little Elves! You what an elf chick, here you are, bitches:
Some of you might say that is not a chick, but I cant tell, but the truth is, that I don't really give a shit! But if you are some wanker who needs his or her Hot Elf Chick fix, then here she is:
Welcome to the world of Elven AIDS, dipshits! Now get the hell out!