Sunday, September 30, 2012

I Took One of Those Silly Star Trek Polls

I found it here, and I said to my self "Oh, what the hell! It has been awhile since I took one of those silly personality polls." Here are my results:

Your results:
You are Jean-Luc Picard
















Jean-Luc Picard
85%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
75%
Spock
67%
Deanna Troi
65%
Will Riker
60%
Worf
55%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
55%
Chekov
45%
Beverly Crusher
45%
James T. Kirk (Captain)
40%
Uhura
40%
Mr. Sulu
40%
Data
39%
Mr. Scott
30%
Geordi LaForge
20%
A lover of Shakespeare and other
  fine literature. You have a decisive mind
  and a firm hand in dealing with others.


Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Quiz


So somehow I'm the most proper Englishman of all Frenchmen. Although, characters following Picard was no surprise. I just figured that I would top-out at Spock or McCoy. Well, that was a neat little poll - I guess.

Post end, Warp Factor 3. Engage! *WOOSH!!!*

Saturday, September 15, 2012

The Decimator

OK, this started as a one-note joke. So here I post it.

The Decimator
No. Enc.: n/a
Movement: 120' (40')
Armor Class: 6
Hit Dice: 50 hp
Attacks: 1
Damage: 1d6 or target shrinks
Save: L5
Morale: n/a
Hoard Class: none

The Decimator is an android fitted with a shrink-ray arm-cannon. Anyone hit by the ray must save vs energy, or get reduced to a tenth of it's original size, so a 6-foot man will shrink down to 7 inches (this is much better worked out in metric). The target has a tenth of it's original hit points, and counts have 10-points less of STR (minimum: 1) vs larger (normal-size) creatures. This can last for so many days, or is permanent (its up to the ML). They look like cheap knock-off (skinless) T-800 "Infiltrator" Terminators. They tend to cry in a loud, shrill voice: "Decimate! Decimate!" If you know where to find it, you can press a "suicide switch" (you must attack it, but it gets a free attack) that would set off incinerators, which would (literally) decimate the unit to nothing more then a single hand.

Someone with skill, can rig a defeated Decimator's arm-cannon and power-supply into portable shrink-ray cannon.

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

WTF Blogger?!?

OK, so I'm checking out my (recently updated) Blogger watch list to check on the blogs of folks I'm watching, and lo and behold, my list is flooded with posts form some "ngoceh" at the Personal Finance Tips blog. What the hell is going on here? I do not have this douche on watch! I do not give a damn about the glorified circle-jerk that goes on between Wallstreet fatcats! And I cant get rid of the posts, and they have flooded my watch list like a cockroach infestation, as the fucker dont shut up!

Damn, I hate these arbitrary updates! >=(